Aqua Boss Archie

Aqua Boss Archie


"'I'll never forget that night all those years ago... Can't believe that bitch got me pregnant. No seriously, how did that even happen?' - Hex Maniac, 2014"

"'Daddy's great! He buys me cotton candy! I hate blue cotton candy! My daddy is great though! He gets me pink! I love pink! Pink is great! Blue is dumb! But daddy's blue is cool! He has a blue hat! Hats are cool! Blue is cool! Daddy is cool!' - Sex Hex Maniac, 2015"

"' Why would I ever say that Archie is amazing ? Are you fucking stupid ?' - Detective 'Handsome' Looker, 2015" "'Where's my quote? What, I'm not good enough to be quoted on your page?' - Serena the Sylveon, 2015"Aqua Boss Archie is a business woman that spends her days flipping homes for profit while using the earned funds to invest in small business at the New York Stock Exchange. Former jobs include: Wedding Planner, Dog Groomer, Bloodthirsty Pirate, Food Inspector.